( GIAAKDBRE™), aka the yellow brick road to Magic Triumphs ⚔Presenting Episode 8, or How Kate Daniels Learned That Managing An Exotic Zoo In Post-Shift Atlanta Is Not As Difficul As It Seems. »
And I believe him to call me Nefarious Shrimpy Blossom and stuff.P.P.S. World-class scumbags who graduated to First-Grade Asshole Status ( FGAS™) in this installmen: ( view spoiler) [ Saiman and Nick ( hide spoiler) ].
❣ KD is the Antidot to All of Life 's Problems Buddy Read ( KDitCtAoLPBR™) with my belove wife Ange, and poor souls who have fallen into our deathly KD Surprise Reread Trap ( KSRT™) ❣➽ Last reread: August, 2016.✎ Previous rating: 14 stars✎ New rating: I could only be rating this series anymore.
( hide spoiler) ] » And the moral of this rereread is: no matter how desperate the situation is, if His Fussiness grabs your shapely ass lovely derriere, all would be right in a world again.
Cross my heart, hope to die and all that crap ( view spoiler) [ You 're not actually naive enough to bothe me, re you?
( hide spoiler) ] Be glad and rejoice, for his is as close to a review for a nove as you 'll ever get from me.
Ha.♦ Previous rating: 12♦ New rating: 14First reread [ hears someone coughing in the background ] Oh please do n't remembe me you 're comin to start interrupting my reviews again!
[ Barely audible, fearful, shy voice asks: " But did n't you just read this a yea ago? " Owner of said voice then proceeds to duck and hide ] BLOODY HELL, I mus hardly elieve this.
YES, you dimwit, I DID read this for fourth time only month ago, no need to war me, I 'm not suffering from Alzheimer 's just yet.
[ Barely audible, fearful, shy voice asks: " Why what? " ] Please kill me somebody.
[ Barely audible, fearful, shy voice says: " Oh. " ] Yes, " oh. " ( I am presently shaking my head in total desperation, just mayb you know).
[ Barely audible, fearful, shy voice utters no sound ] I 'll ake that as a yes.
I 'll have you know we 're talking actual spatulas here* eyeroll* Oh, and by the way, some you clueless Barnacles might not fin it, but there is anothe deadly trap in this spatula-waving sentence.
Nuff said.⑩ Not enough plums+ not enough pork swords= more Desandra needed.⑪ Sorry Dali, you still suck, I till ca n't g over Magic Steals.⑫ Got ta love family dinners with daddy.⑬ Doolittle is definitely, absolutely, undeniably forgiven* gasps, faints, the works* ⑭ Where the hell is Roman, the Riveting Russian Rake???!!! ⑮ Ilona Andrews, you almost –almost, I have n't completely lost it yet and still have no heart– made me cry.
You can be reading a book series right now.
No it won't.• Book 1: Magic Bites ★★★★★• Book 2: Magic Burns ★★★★★• Book 3: Magic Strikes ★★★★★• Book 4: Magic Bleeds ★★★★★• Book 5: Magic Slays ★★★★★• Book 6: Magic Rises ★★★★★• Book 7: Magic Breaks ★★★★★• Book 8: Magic Shifts ★★★★★• Book 9: Magic Binds ★★★★★• Book 10: Magic Triumphs ★★★★►► All Hail the Queen buddy read with the eye candy IA Addicts starting August 4, 2015.▧ Pre crappy review update# 2: I ca n't be around much these days but the most isturbing fact has just come to my attention: some of my belove friends seem to have suffered from a momentary lapse of reason.
Because both of these supposed Kate Daniels fans actually rated this book 3 stars or less.WTH is going on here?
Things are about to get really ugly.▧ Pre crappy review update# 1: → Actual rating: 12.
Surprise, surprise.►► Dear Ilona& Gordon: I love you to death.►► I might or might not write a review for the ook in the ear future.
KD is too awesome for words, so why bother? PS: When is the first reread planned? ▧ Pre-review nonsense: It 's here.