owever, since I 've yet read it a few times, I feel extremely confident in skipping to the review.
But let 's keep on with it, I 'll ge into some detail for ya.The book starts off on Bella 's 18th birthday, th day she has been dreading for months only because in her mind she will be one year older than Edward.
Before Edward forces her to attend they watch Romeo and Juliet ( the nove 's supposed theme) and they have merry little conversation about Edward 's contingency plans once Bella dies.
Do n't ven ask me the logic behind how they can even kiss when his teeth are supposed to be " venom coated. " Stephenie Meyer gives some bull shit excuse she must have learned from ass-grab 101.
Bella gets a paper cut and Jasper almost single-handedly ends this series on page 29.
Pause, let 's think about that scene a bit: Who 's bright idea was it to have glass plates?
Wait, do n't kno about hat because if you spend all your time contemplating the stupidity, we 'll never get through this review.Obviously, Eddie is not happy with the events that went down at his place and Bella further irritates him by apologizing for ... wait for it ... being human.
Bella, you realize you 've been hanging out with mythical creatures too much when you start thinking your humanity is n't normal.
And because Eddie is " Alpha Male Edward " and Bella is " Submissive Mary Sue Bella, " she does n't kil him about it.
Alpha Male Edward tells Submissive Mary Sue Bella firmly, " No, I do n't need you to come.
But Meyer thinks she can just pacify readers by Renee sending a random e-mail here and there or Charlie just suggesting she seek help, only to be shot down by Bella.
Bella soon figures out she can conjure up hallucinations of Edward if she does something reckless or suicidal.
Bella uses Jake ( like everybod else) to get what she wants by asking him to fix up two motorcycles she found and giving her riding lessons.
But Bella thinks this is BK and she will have it her way, and gets back on the bike.
But her part is VERY small in this ook ( like the plot), so we do n't actuall eed to talk about her.
And through a nice little exchange of " he aske, she said " BS, Edward is off to Italy to kill himself.
This causes Bella to go into " hero " mode and race to Italy and save Edward.
But everyone else says, " Hell yes! " Like becoming a vampire is a party or something.
Funny thing is when Bella asks Jasper he goes:
Clearly the least bit creepy.In the last ew pages Edward and Jake have a little pissing contest and Edward proposes to Bella.